Blight Noise app for iPhone and iPad

“Attack yourself with an arsenal of terrible noise!”

Blight Noise is a lightweight audio app featuring a variety of abrasive and alarming sounds to help you start, stop, or prolong your potentially miserable day.

Millions of people already enjoy the benefits of white noise, but few have experienced the visceral, refreshing power of Blight Noise.

If you can imagine white noise like a warm blanket easing you into a peaceful slumber, then think of Blight Noise like a malfunctioning bidet installed by some miscalculation into your ceiling fan.

Blight Noise is the first and only app specifically tailored for aural self-flagellation therapy.

Try Blight Noise today!